*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.
bonus: explain why!
personal favourite responses thus far
- the people who have no moral qualms with cannibalism but but voted no because theyre picky eaters or dont like trying new things
- the multiple vegetarians who voted yes
- the one (1) person who (rightfully) called out the phrase 'ethically sourced human meat' (when i typed that out i had to take a long look at the choices ive made throughout my life)
- "ever since i got into pokemon vore i've had a huge fascination in cannibalism"
- the anime blog who reblogged this post not 5 minutes after my anime fan friend told me that "anime fans LOVE cannibalism"
- “if they are my enemy”
- and most of all - those who are reblogging without any commentary at all. because having absolutely NO thoughts on cannibalism is more fascinating than any possible response
Okay this is just getting funny now
it is with a heavy heart that i must inform y’all that most of the apostles, including our boy judas, are locked behind paywalls
Honestly the idea of conversing with Judas has me on the ceiling
They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.
Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.
